Hentai 3D Review
By Robin Bougie
An early entry in the Thrixxx game series,
Hentai 3D had me
hoping in vain for an exotic and exciting taste of
the bizarre what-the-fuckery present in most
imported hentai manga and anime. While most of the
insane pervo elements (rape, tentacle-sex,
fisting, shame, incest, outrageous amounts of
bodily secretions blasting out of huge exaggerated
genitals), were sadly missing, I couldn’t get too
upset. After downloading a plugin from the site, I
then ran this 3D sex game from a web browser
window while staying connected to the net. My
Asian adventure began after choosing from a
location list that included a Geisha's Room, a
“dark blind alley”, a tropical island, “Baal's
Hideout”, and a women’s bathroom! Of course, with
my bladder being full and my thirst for peeping in
on some juiced-up bitches, my first stop
had to be the bathroom with it’s voyeurism
fantasies theme
Barging into
bathroom stalls and snapping pictures is totally
gonna be my new hobby!
I snuck into the ladies bathroom, and there were a
couple of hot Yokahama honeys making out in one of the
pristine grey stalls. HOT DAMN! MY LUCKY DAY! Plenty of
camera angles were available, and I was able to design
their outfits, boob size, nipple type, and pubic hair
styles. To be honest, I don’t think these two
constantly moaning goo-gobbling fuck monkeys heard me,
even after I flushed a toilet and ran some water in the
sink -- but deciding how they would buff muffins, and
what positions they’d do it in was good for some
giggles. From there, it was time to see what was up in
that rainy, cold, “dark blind alley”, and wouldn’t you
know it? A couple more young japanese fuckpumps rolling
around and penetrating shaved orifices with a strap-on!
What is this 3D polygonal world coming to!? With a few
clicks of the mouse got these two to slide into several
sweaty positions, and young 3D bung got put through its
paces -- even if their rather stiff jerky frames did
look awfully silly from time to time.
Playing doctor is always good for a few boners, so I
pitched a tent in the doctor’s office for a while. Here
I examined a sweet young thing with her legs up in the
stirrups -- but don’t worry -- I’m a professional. I
put my rubber gloves on, and she complied when I firmly
instructed her to bend her sweet little ass over to let
me poke around for an extended piston-fueled
gynaecological tryst. This room was probably the most
fun, although I’m pretty sure a malpractice suite is in
the works for me.
I gave her twat
a good examination, but I think her real problem
was a bad sunburn.
I figured I'd take in some chill-out time on the
tropical island beach, and took a naked sweetie along
with me so I wouldn't get lonely while sunbathing. She
laid there and stared blankly at me, and then the devil
showed up and got head from her while I watched. That's
right, the devil. What can ya do? He's the devil. Far
be it for me to horn in on the Prince of Darkness when
he's relaxing in the Bahamas with an anime girl wrapped
around his lava-stick.
The shop system also adds a lot of replay value, which
is really important. The more women you bring to
orgasm, the more sexcoins you earn -- and with those
you can buy new positions, outfits, locations, and
interesting new ways to customise your characters. The
FaceMaker is by far the most significant improvement to
the game from earlier versions, and girls can be made
over with many adjustments -- although I noticed that
ass cheek variations aren’t an option yet. For an
assman like myself, this was a bummer (excuse the pun).
Never mind though, the folks at ThriXXX are adding new
things to buy with your sexcoins on a regular basis, so
fist pumps for that.
He's all "Ohhh
I'm the Devil and I'm gonna make your girlfriend
suck my dick while you watch!" I hate that guy.
What a douche-nozzle.
Next was "Baal's Hideout". *Snort* "Baal"? Really?
Someone with the ridiculous moniker of "Baal" hides out
right out in the open on the top of a giant stone
precipice? Ok, fine. When I hauled my ass up there, I
didn't find "Baal", but I did find a furry Fox-girl
spread-eagled in bondage. I wasn't really doing much
else, so I fingered her pussy for a while and then
attached about 30 clothes pins to her tits. She giggled
and jiggled, and got all excited while begged to be
penetrated. Beats watching "Friends" reruns, I
guess.
Putting the
cothespins on the boobs of the Fox-girl made
her go into heat.
I wasn't that fond of the way the camera angle
feature operated, nor was I thrilled with how
unresponsive the controls were when it came to rubbing,
fucking, fingering, and violating. The variance in
costuming and sex positions in “Hentai 3D” are more set
than in the newer 3D sex games, so it's not as easy to
get really creative with the game play. Overall,
however, this was a decent step-by-step game where
exciting the girls by diddling them and pinching their
nipples got them heated up and ready for the hardcore
shenanigans.
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